June 5th, 2055: Bedtime Story

Once upon a time, there was a GREAT, BIG war.

Our story starts with a man we'll call Prince George, who inherited his position of power from his dad King George. King George ruled the land in search of Black Gold, which is like regular gold, but much more powerful and priceless. King George would go to any lengths to get his Black Gold, including saying that others were being bad and starting fights with his neighbors. Eventually, King George’s reign was over, and after a few years, Prince George was ready to take his father’s place and carry out his legacy. Soon, Prince George was starting fights with the countries that possessed the precious Black Gold. George made these countries mad, so they decided to fight back. They attacked Prince George’s many castles spread throughout his land. This is how the big war started, and it is the biggest war the world has EVER seen.

Pretty soon, every country on the planet had joined in the third Great War. There were two sides: Prince George’s Alliance and the others. Each side used the nastiest weapons they could find, in an attempt to win the war. Around the very same time, they decided to bring out the biggest weapon of them all: the super-duper bomb. This bomb would destroy anything and everything, and would eliminate an opponent in one fell swoop. Word got out that Prince George and his enemies wanted to use these very dangerous bombs, and both sides set off the weapons before their rivals could. These bombs wiped out the whole world and the only ones who were safe were those who had been smart and moved to our world: Mars. These bombs were so dangerous, that they eliminated all life and history on the planet Earth.

And so, this is how our people got a clean start. All the bad people who caused the Great War disappeared with their planet, and the smart people started their own civilization on Mars.

The moral of our story is that you don’t start fights with people and everyone gets along and shares what they have. When everyone can play nice, they can all have fun together and live beautiful, productive lives.

THE END